Monday, July 12, 2010

New Horizons in Liturgy

Given the reappearance of clown masses a few years back, my daughter suggested we needed a pirate baptism:
Celebrant: Are ye willing to walk the plank for our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

Candidate: Aye!

The crew responds, ARRRRGH.


Sharon S said...

I'm all for it as long as I get me sword!

Matt Marino said...

It be a fine thing to be baptized into thee Lord Christ, especially if we keep a line tied to ye when we throws ya in.